Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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