All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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