the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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