I like my sex mixed with concussions.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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