have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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