we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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