I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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