Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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