can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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