I'm really into asian looking animals
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
there is glitter all over my balls
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