David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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