I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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