Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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