I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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