Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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