Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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