So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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