Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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