ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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