Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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