brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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