you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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