hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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