Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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