Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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