I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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