what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
