When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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