Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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