I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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