No, you can still breathe under the balls.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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