Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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