do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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