It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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