Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Randomize
