You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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