It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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