More tranny stories later!
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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