I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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