Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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