super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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