im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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