if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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