Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
So. Much. Porn.
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