I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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