it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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