...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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