their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
babies were throwing up all over the place
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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