so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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