Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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