Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I think pants incapable of making pants work
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
