end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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