can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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