it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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