theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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