I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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