He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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