i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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