Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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