Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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