I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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