I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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