Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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